Say no to plastic bags in style with these cool Perky Unicorny Trader Joe’s reusable bags
Perky Unicorny bag is special.
Title: Perky / Unicorny Special Edition Retired Trader Joe’s Bag
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You need this bag in your life. It has the wit, wisdom and whimsy to make you smile with the strength you need for lugging stuff around.
- Finally! An answer to the Ketchup / Catsup debate!!
- Count your spoons! (You really should, just ask Christine Miserandino)
- Pursued with forks of hope. From the Hunting of the Snark by Lewis Carrol
One side is uni-corny.
- Owl in a top hat
- Unicorn in a chef’s hat
- Corn on the horn of a unicorn! (Now say that 3 times fast!)
One side is perky.
- Coffee pot to ‘perk’ you up!
- Is that a lemur in a top hat?
- Trader Joe’s quality and caché
- Fun PERKY UNICORNY design full of inside jokes
- All of your favorite PERKY UNICORNY featured on all 5 sides of this bag.
- Great 6 gallon capacity to replace lots of icky plastic bags each trip!
- 11.75W x 16.25H side with 12 X 7 base (normal reusable bag size)
- Strong polypropylene keeps its good looks
- Sturdy enough to carry your objects for years
- I’ve had mine for years and I love it. It loves me back by reliably doing its job.
But grocery bags are free and easy! Maybe but have you ever seen a plastic grocery bag caught in a tree? Did you know that turtles’ teeth face downward so they can’t change their mind once they discover the tasty jellyfish they thought they were tasting is actually a grocery bag that will ruin their life? Free and easy is rarely free and easy.